12 October 2012

Once upon a time, there were two princesses with VERY POINTY HATS (WITH VEILS). They were VERY NORMAL, got around on a special bandwagon that they liked to use to drag chariots in the forest, and they never did what the King, their Father, wanted.

Most importantly, these two princesses had forgotten to find their princes.

Princes had fallen down the back of the couch when the princess with the short attention span jumped up to change the channel, spotted something in the other room, went to have a look and never returned. Sometimes the Princes in the Couch survived, banded together and escaped. Sometimes the Princes in the Couch died; alone, thirsty, keeping the remote close to their chest, hoping for rescue. Surely someone will come looking for the remote, they reasoned, everyone comes looking for the remote.