12 October 2009

Kelly:

So here's the idea, you've been watching this show on tv that takes grossly obese people and tries to convert them into normal human beings, it's real popular and becomes a worldwide smash, with syndication in every country, problem? a large percentage of people in the world aren't grossly obese, they're just moderately overweight and lack a bit of motivation, idea? Zero to Hero, a show that takes 10 average people (men on season, women another season) and puts them through their paces to make them win at life, so for the guys they're pretty much stuffed into a gym for 6 months and get pumped full of roids, get a haircut and are taught stuff about life (much like that book by that paedo guy about how to pick up women, but more legit), and the same for women but they're taught how to dress and all this kinda sh1t. So for example, you take people who usually lose at life, and transform them into winners, or at least podium finishers, at life. See, everyone loves a transformation, but something a bit more attainable to the general public, Joe Citizen doesn't need to lose 80kg like on the biggest loser, he needs to know how to add a few inches to his arms, and how to match socks with his suit, so this show will be like a mix of the biggest loser, make me a supermodel and ladette to lady. What you reckon? i don't have max's email but if you could forward this to her it'd be good, it'd probably the clearest explanation of what i have going on in my mind so far.

every week you have lessons that teach you about fitness / nutrition / fashion / social etiquette, and then you have challenges based on that weekly lesson, and every season you change from men to women, so in essence, i'm trying to evolve a super race in australia, something like Sweden, where everyone is super buff, good looking and have PhD's in astrophysics, this is my contribution to society Dean.