Thursday, July 05, 2018

5 July 2007

Richard Armitage called, he wants his mascara back

Cruella deVille, Lara Antipova and Tatyana Larina have been calling all day wanting their coat back

steve jobs called ... he wants his computer back ...

Noah called, he wants his rain back

Al Gore called, he wants his six star rating water saving toilet back

Ernest Hemingway called, he wants his bar back

the devil called ... he wants his velvety trousers back from your metaphor ... dry-clean only please ...

karma called ... it's on its way over to my house


Valhalla called, Karma is late for the Deities morning meeting and they were wondering if you had forgotten to take off the handcuffs?


Hitchcock was calling me all fucking weekend wanting his haunted, cold, musty, insect infected country hotel back


i called paddington bear ... i wanted to know where he got his wellies + mac ...


the sailors of the desert called ... they want their ship back!


oi, spiderman called, he wants his spidey senses back!


Shah Jahan sent his vizier down, he wants his white gold concubine out of the garden!


well well well. that’s a very nice hat you are wearing. i could mention something about the owner calling + wanting it back, but that bird has flown

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